Major-League Overhaul Coming!

Okay, if you've been here before (and I doubt it sincerely) you've probably realized how immature I've been before.

And yeah, I know, I'm 16, but if I'm gonna be delivering mature criticism, I've got to hold myself to a higher standard of maturity. So, from now on, consider all of the prior reviews as Old Shame material. Repeat. ALL PRIOR REVIEWS.

Especially the SatAM ones, some of which were so bad that I'm not keeping them up here anymore.

From this point on, I'm trying a new approach. I'm gonna focus less on production and showing off my meager editing skills, and more on providing funny material while at the same time giving objective, respectable reviews. And I'll try (keyword: try) to improve my delivery and acting skills, but no promises.

Note that I still hate Ian Flynn and SatAM, so sorry, fans of either one. 

My inter-personal skills, though, are just fine. It's the people I have to deal with that are giving me problems. I mean, I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

The Worst of Archie Sonic - Issues 215-216

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a flying fatass in an ugly yellow suit!

The Worst of Archie Sonic - Issue 221

Warning: this video is presented in crappier quality than usual...to match the quality of the comic we're reading. (And totally not because I forgot to bring my usual camera to Pasadena with me.)

The Worst of Archie Sonic - Sonic and Knuckles: Mecha Madness!

Well, this may be Mecha Madness, but that's no excuse for Mecha Rudeness. Finally! Only took me seven and a half hours to upload this!

The Worst of Archie Sonic - The "In Your Face" Saga

Going on a journey for a scroll - yet another plot that Sonic Underground did better. Contains review of content from issues 17, 18, and the In Your Face special.

The Worst of Archie Sonic - Issues 27 and 28

In a story where Sonic bumps his noggin and loses his memory, he comes off as more sane than most of the Freedom Fighters.

The Worst of Archie Sonic - Issues 175-177

The unthinkable happens! ...No, it's not that Ian Flynn learns to write, I'm talking about the other thing.
  Presented with background music. I wanted to give the video more of an "NFL Films with snark" atmosphere.

The Worst of Archie Sonic - Issues 235 and 236

Sega Sonic is reading this, and he is just laughing his ass off.

The Worst of Archie Sonic - Issues 233 and 234

Traitors and wizards and losers -- oh, my (f**king god, kill me)!

Part 1 of a 2-parter. Also, thanks to my dad for his cameo as the Ixis USB Apple Mouse.

The Worst of Archie Sonic - Issue 25

As bad as Ian Flynn is, it's not like the comics were exactly Watchmen-quality before him, either.